He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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