I wish life had little blips of pornography
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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