No awkward lesbian experiences without me
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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