then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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