Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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