WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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