3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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