Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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