I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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