The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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