pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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