ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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