Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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