I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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