super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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