I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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