..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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