Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
