How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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