Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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