Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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