She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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