No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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