he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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