How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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