Moan for me like Helen Keller
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
