she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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