I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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