it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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