The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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