When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I think people are normalizing furries
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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