If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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