I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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