does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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