Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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