I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
they're like a gay fantastic four
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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