Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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