It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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