do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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