okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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