also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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