She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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