Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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