Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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