It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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