We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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