its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Semen is not good for contacts.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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