Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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