were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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