Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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