I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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