you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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