is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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