Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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